Or rather, the lack thereof. A major German publisher, presumably in Apple's ranks of the exempted (a "well-known company with previously published material available broadly in a well-accepted format," as they put it to the Times), is pushing back on Apple's suggestion that they tone down their racy content.
Bild, Germany's daily "picture newspaper" tabloid since 1952, has had their "shake the Bild girl app" shaken from the App store for showing areolas, and the International Federation of the Periodical Press (FIPP) is considering a formal complaint, according to The Guardian.
The app in question
The piece quotes Association of German Magazine Publishers chief executive Wolfgang Fuerstner by way of Der Spiegel*: "Publishers can't sell their soul just to get a few lousy pennies from Apple."
Nips are a no-no in most state-side tabloids and lad mags, but trying to export cultural standards elsewhere might be a dangerous game.
*I couldn't find this quote anywhere in the English-language Der Spiegel, so I'm taking it on the Guardian's word.

Danc over at Lost Garden recently wrote a great essay about "manufactured" gaming heroes, the public faces marketing teams come up with and trot out to promote a new product.
It's a great read, not the least of which it could be applied so much more broadly:
The game media, trained to vacuum up press releases and pre-packaged interviews, never asks the probing question "What did you actually do?" or "Well, if you didn't, who did?" Marketing handlers merely selects a plausible face and media blindly crowns them as worthy creative visionaries.
Idols, even false ones, fill a uniquely human need for worship. Both gamers and journalists are desperate to adore, to celebrate, to follow the brilliant individuals that birthed our favorite games. When presented with the mechanistic, faceless truth of modern game development, we reject reality and seek something, anything that fits our preconceived notions of creative genius. A paper hero constructed of marketing materials fits the fan's need and is gladly assembled for each game launch.
But do we really need to settle? Are artificial heroes necessary? What if there were real gaming celebrities out there who are actually worthy of our veneration?
As an IT reporter, I've definitely (rarely, but definitely) run into situations where the spokesperson and particularly the customer interview never worked directly with the product.
Let that sink in: A company puts forward as a customer testimonial someone who has never, ever actually used the product.
From the New York Times:
A screenshot from one of On the Go Girls banned applications.Fred Clarke, co-president of a small software company called On the Go Girls, which made Sexy Scratch Off, said that as of Monday all 50 of his company’s applications were no longer available. They included an application in which a woman wearing a swimsuit appeared to wipe finger marks from the iPhone’s screen with a rag and spray bottle.
“I’m shocked,” said Mr. Clarke, who said the company had not had a problem with its applications since the first one went on sale last June. “We’re showing stuff that’s racier than the Disney Channel, but not by much.”
Mr. Clarke said his company had been earning thousands of dollars a day from the App Store.
“It’s very hard to go from making a good living to zero,” he said. “This goes farther than sexy content. For developers, how do you know you aren’t going to invest thousands into a business only to find out one day you’ve been cut off?”
How long until developers start picking platforms they can't get kicked off? Until the risk is greater than the reward, which means "really soon" for anyone who wants anything more provocative than sparkly unicorns in their app. And it's not a new or even particularly shocking phenomenon, since Apple's previously banished dictionaries.
The strangest part is that this is all on the device with a beautifully crafted browser that can, you know, browse the great smut basin that is the Internet.
Scary Red Text
Occasionally, logging in to check site comments, I get scary red text like this. It gives me a sick little thrill, realizing how complicated and interconnected everything is, that I can reach in and break stuff on this site, even accidentally, like opening up a mechanical watch and seeing all the gears and springs quietly clicking and whirring along.
Complexity is a beautiful and frightening thing.
Maybe I'm daft (ok, we all know I am daft), but what new features, really new features does Google Buzz bring to the table? For the end user, it really seems like something that could have been cobbled together with a clever Greasemonkey script, which is an unusually low bar for a Google product.
It just pulls Google Reader into GMail. Oh, sure, there's some location-aware nish-nosh and something about better thumbnails, but the conversations I see on Buzz are identical to the ones I was seeing on Reader. A while back, Reader even let you put up aimless updates, basically creating Buzz without the buzz.
With pre-Buzz Reader and some simple RSS magic, you could even pull in and share you Twitter feed, your Flickr photos, and whatever the hell else they're now trumpeting, and you already saw updates pre-selected by your friends and colleagues. Buzz just pulled together (quite nicely, I might add) a lot of elements that were already there for power users and forced them down the world's unsuspecting throat.
Still, it's not a bad move at all.
When I first moved into the Boston area, a priority was finding a civic organization I could volunteer for and make a difference within the community. That ended up being a lot harder than I would've thought: I e-mailed organizations I thought would be a good fit blindly, and often was ignored or informed I was reaching the wrong department, try person X, but person X had left the week before, try again later and maybe ...
You get the idea. Eventually, I tried volunteering for Spare Change News. Since they didn't have control of their own web domain at the time, much less a useful website, that wasn't the easiest challenge either.
Fortunately, Idealist came to the rescue: They have a nice, clean site that allows searching through non-profits for volunteer and even paid positions for those looking for non-profit work. They make tracking down the right contact person, or even just matching your skills with opportunities, much easier.
It's an invaluable resource that helps others help their communities. Recently, however, they've taken a major funding hit because non-profits, like pretty much everyone else, have slowed hiring. Since job placement ads were one of the largest sources of revenue, the site is now turning to the public: Donate $5, $10, or more and help this great organization continue to do good.

SpareChangeNews.net was down for a good chunk of the day yesterday for some weird billing mixup. It was resolved fairly quickly, except HostGator somehow mixed our most recent backup with the site we had a year ago, and all these files conflicted so the site was broken for 6 more hours until I could get my hands on a working FTP terminal.
Sorry if you tried to access the site in that time.

There's a whole lot wrong with the idea of news as a video game, but there's probably a whole lot more right at this point. Patrick Smith does a smart summary of some key concepts, including people will pay for interaction, new as gaming and reader rewards. It's all stuff I thoroughly believe in, but it's just not as inspiring as trust, justice and the American way, you know?
Patrick also has a blog post that lambasts papers for giving away updates: Why create an iPhone app that just drives marginal traffic when, in theory, you could make it a profit center?
I've been working on a (secret-ish!) side project recently that hopes to index a lot of profiles, and allow people to browse through and compare those profiles as convenient.
One thing I'm struggling with at this early stage is the taxonomy architecture. For example, one taxonomy will probably end up being based on geography. My first impulse was to structure the taxonomy like this:
USA
-Northeast
--New England
---Massachusetts
----Greater Boston Area
-----Somerville
-Southeast
--Etc, etc, etc.
I have since been informed that this is insane, or at least a moderately bad idea, particularly in Drupal. So my next idea might be equally insane: Just allow everything to be free tagged with vague prompts and a catch-all parent taxonomy, or perhaps assign some root taxonomies (location, genre, medium) with free tagging.

Editor's note: I'm moderating this panel. Let me know if you're interested!